Hey! It’s another page of Templars!
Scott just moved into a new house so sent me the file to post. What’s going on here?
Well, I’m not involved in the Templars process so I know as much as you do, but if I were to hazard a guess, I would say that this fellow is about to get a real looking into his future from an honest to goodness psychic.
But these things aren’t always worth knowing.
Just my 2 cents. See you next week!
Sometimes, the doorway to true darkness is simply opened and walked through. No great magics, no powerful rituals, merely the turning of a doorknob.
Welcome back, Templars. It’s been a while.
The Montreal Fringe Festival is right around the corner which of course means that we here at 9to5 (dot cc) will be diving right in and providing you with our awesome coverage! We kick Fringe season off in the traditional way: with having Kyle on the show. He’s here this time to plug his brand new No No Bull$#!% History show, this time tackling invention. The No Bull$#!% History of Invention is playing from June 8th to the 19th at Theater Ste-Catherine. Info and Tickets HERE.
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As always, a big thank you to the providers of our theme song: Aural Turpitude!
So it seems that Kyle found out Mike Paterson joined him as a threepeat guest and he wanted to get the upperhand once again (it’s a fun little rivalry between the two of them, sort of like frequent SNL hosts). Even though Mike P has the distinction of all 3 of his episodes being in official GPYS canon and Kyle has to deal with the fact that two of his appearances are Fringe specials, Kyle wanted this fourth appearance. Oh yes, he also has a show to plug. He’s remounting The No Bullshit History of Canada that runs from today (Thursday) to Saturday 8:00 pm at Mainline (tickets at the door I’m guessing?). He also has a pile of shows this summer all across Canada. Enjoy the show people.
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Check out The No Bullshit History of Canada this weekend.
Keep tabs on Kyle like a big stalker on Facebook.
As always, a big thank you to the providers of our theme song: Aural Turpitude!
Here’s a tip for all you creative types who want to be on the show: buttering us up will get you places. Kyle gushed to us in person about how great the show was and how it was the best and most fun he’s ever had on the internet (which I presume includes finding pictures of tub girls) and how we were great hosts. Only after that (and getting us all the somas, crank, blow and hookers we could handle which, for the record, is a lot) did he ask to be on the show again. Of course we said yes. Or, more specifically, I said yes and Walter said “watch me bite a piece of my own tongue off” which he then did. I guess spitting his own blood into Kyle’s face was a bit of an affirmation that the show was going to happen though, so let’s stick with that.
Anyhow, Kyle wanted to come on since he’s formed a new sketch comedy troop (or is it troupe?) called “Get Off the Stage” and he wanted to talk about that. So naturally we talked about other stuff instead. 
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I can’t seem to find any sort of official page for “Get Off the Stage” so here’s Kyle’s direct Facebook page instead. They have a show coming up on April 5th at the Montreal Improv. So go to that.
UPDATE: Those lazy Get Off the Stage guys actually created a Facebook page and it is here. GO TO IT. I’m not even bothered by the fact that their font and black and white scheme is highly derivative of 9to5 (dot cc). Fun fact, we invented typewriter fonts AND the absence of colour way back in 2011.
As always, a big thank you to the providers of our theme song: Aural Turpitude!
