Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy, this week is fucking bursting at the seams with shit I can’t wait to talk about, I don’t even know where to start. Maybe my good mood is due to the fact that I’m currently listening to a peppy instrumental horn heavy cover of Toto’s “Africa” that is misfiled pretty badly so I can’t tell you who is actually performing it. I’ve been listening to it on loop for about 20 minutes while I look up stuff for this article though. So try to imagine that song playing while you read this article.

Fuck, this is seriously bugging me. Who recorded this version of the song? Holy shit a lot of people have covered this song. The internet is next to no help at all.

Fuck that noise, I just listened to the first 5 seconds of like, 10 covers of the song and you know what? The only one I want to listen to is the one I can’t find a source for. Oh well, it will be my solitary experience.

I love how off track we are already, we haven’t even gotten on track yet and we’re already way off topic. I’m the one who decides the topics!

Are you familiar with the Duggar family? They’re the idiots from that show “a million kids and counting”. Guess what? They’re having another kid. Remember that movie where there was the 12 kids and that was so many kids that obviously it was make believe? These fucking people are pregnant with their 20th child.  Jim Bob knocked up Michelle yet again. First of all, the fact that his name is Jim Bob is amazing and something I didn’t know up until today. It adds a certain something to the whole story I think.

“Hey Derlene, Jim Bob’s havin’ anuthur baybee!” ↓ Read the rest of this entry…