First of all, it is nearly 5:00 pm. Second of all, I’ve had the busiest day, backt-to-back interviews for a new 9to5. Usually I write these things on a Tuesday and then either finalize them on Wednesday or just publish as is if there’s nothing new to deal with. Either that or I wake up a little early on Wednesday and hammer it out then or sometimes I just write them on my breaks or whatever throughout the day. Either way, the day is wearing on and this thing isn’t about to right itself. Sadly, this will probably be a little rushed since quite frankly I just don’t have the time to pour the regular love and devotion into shitting carefully crafting one of these columns. I normally take the upmost time and consideration into the content of these things.

That clearly didn’t happen today. Jon sent me something about the Citigroup Plutonomy Memos that more or less spell out how the financial giant fully endorses and encourages the terrible rule of the dreaded 1%. However, I haven’t done enough homework on this subject and that link up there seems to be more informed than I ever could be.  TL;DR? Citigroup basically warned the hyper wealthy of the coming economic imbalance and guided their richest clients to avoid losing money and ultimately making more money. Fuck those guys. Right in the penis-mouth. Which is of course just like a regular mouth but it’s one you put your penis in.

Nope, I’m not gonna talk about that, I’m gonna talk about sensationalism! What’s more sensational than Lindsay Lohan posing nude! NOTHING. Shut your penis-mouth! Nothing is happening in the world today that is more important than Lilo being naked. NOTHING. On that topic, isn’t weird that it’s pronounced “lee-low” when it clearly should be pronounced “lie-low”. Deep thoughts indeed, remember, I’m passing up providing insightful commentary on a very serious issue of corporate corruption to talk about boobies. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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