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You work from home long enough you have to start amusing yourself in novel ways.  I watch the squirrels who hang out in my backyard.  There was this one squirrel, he’d hang out in the Y of a branch that kind of stuck out in space.  Maybe he was cooling his balls.  I called him David Bowie because he’d hang out in space.

David Bowie disappeared.  Cat or truck or bird, probably.

I liked to imagine that he’d think of us, sitting on his branch.  I’m not sure such a thing is possible.  Squirrels have black eyes.  They don’t communicate intention with their eyes.  You look at a squirrel’s eyes trying to get into understanding his motivation and he is completely incapable of communicating on that level.  From the squirrel’s perspective we are Lovecraftian Gods, obviously.

I really miss that squirrel.  No other squirrel has moved into his territory so the backyard is kind of boring these days.

 

 

 

The bed music during our advertising is an old loop by Dan of Steel!

The bed music while we explain what the episode is about is Son of a Bit “Chased by a Running Chupacabra” used under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.

Finally, the song we use in the intro is “Shiny Spaceship” by the 8-bit Ninjas.  Used under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike License

 

 

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