Justice and fame are such driving forces for these two. Are they mutually exclusive? I dunno, but I do know that Hollywood has only made a biopic about one of them (so far…).
Bet you come around my way
You can’t hang around my block
And I just checked my accounts
Turns out, I’m rich, I’m rich, I’m rich – Cardi B “Bodak Yellow”
Me too, one day. Someday.
You thought that it was just gonna be a one-off, but no, there are more!
This quote was oddly prescient for 2013, and I don’t like that it hasn’t really had any impact in 2020. that being said, how could anything have any impact in 2020?
I’m like Big Pop’ mixed with 2Pac, I’m like Makaveli
You need some Little Caesar’s pizza, I be Hot & Ready
Nigga, you a pussy and a rat, you like Tom & Jerry – Cardi B “Best Life”
Chance the Rapper is also on Best Life, and while I do dig his music something fierce, he also quit on “Hot Ones”, so he loses some cred there. Quit at wing seven or eight even after bringing ice cream to the game. Psh.
It is time for another instalment of “Pictures of Kanye, Words of Noam”, where we look at pictures of Kanye West and read the words of Noam Chomsky. Except we don’t.
It’s time for Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Cardi B to shine.
“I was born to flex (yes)
Diamonds on my neck
I like boardin’ jets, I like mornin’ sex (woo!)
But nothing in this world that I like more than checks (money)” – Cardi B “Money”
This one is shiny and new, so hit me up if you like it.
It is time for another installment of “Pictures of Kanye, Words of Noam”, where we look at pictures of Kanye West and read the words of Noam Chomsky. What do you mean it’s 2015?
Oh yes, it’s a new Kanye and Noam. I want to note that this quote is taken viciously out-of-context.
This next one is not.
I could do this all day, boy, I’m finna turn this bitch out
They need that Ye in the streets, boy, there’s been a motherfucking drought
Fuck yes.
It is time for another installment of “Pictures of Kanye, Words of Noam”, where we look at pictures of Kanye West and read the words of Noam Chomsky. Who’s more outspoken? Who speaks to more people?
Oh yes, it’s a new Kanye and Noam. Why not? It’s almost the end of 2014, so why not cap off the year with a look at Kanye’s Lando Calrissian outfit while taking some words Noam Chomsky had to say regarding the assassination of Osama bin Laden to heart.
Oh, and why not some Yeezy lyrics to compare and contrast with?
I am a god
So hurry up with my damn massage
In a French-ass restaurant
Hurry up with my damn croissants
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
If that doesn’t help distil and clarify your 2014, well then. Yeah.
It is time for another installment of “Pictures of Kanye, Words of Noam”, where we look at pictures of Kanye West and read the words of Noam Chomsky. I wonder which Kardashian in Chomskey’s favourite?
“I’m totally weird. I’m totally honest and I’m totally inappropriate sometimes. For me to say I wasn’t a genius — I would just be lying to you and to myself,” Oh Kanye, you keep telling it like it is. Like it is to you, you rich, vain man. It’s why I do what I do.
It is time for another installment of “Pictures of Kanye, Words of Noam”, where we look at pictures of Kanye West and read the words of Noam Chomsky. Who’s more outspoken? Who speaks to more people?
At least we have Kanye West, voice of the people, on our side.
Fuck you and your Hampton house
I’ll fuck your Hampton spouse
Came on her Hampton blouse
And in her Hampton mouth – “New Slaves”
What?
It is time for another installment of “Pictures of Kanye, Words of Noam”, where we look at pictures of Kanye West and read the words of Noam Chomsky. I wonder who is more likely to be a golfer, West or Chomsky?
Again, I’m going to let Kanye West take us out.
Blocka-blocka, blocka, blocka-blocka, blocka
Pour a little champagne, cranberry vodka – “Guilt Trip”
That’s truth right there.
It is time for another installment of “Pictures of Kanye, Words of Noam”, where we look at pictures of Kanye West and read the words of Noam Chomsky. I wonder which Kardashian in Chomskey’s favourite?
I like to leave the closing remarks to Kanye:
Hurry up with my damn massage
Hurry up with my damn ménage
Get the Porsche out the damn garage
I am a god
Thank you, Kanye.
It is time for another installment of “Pictures of Kanye, Words of Noam”, where we look at pictures of Kanye West and read the words of Noam Chomsky. Who’s more outspoken? Who speaks to more people?
