In order to avoid looking for images of Amber Cole out of fear of unwittingly bringing up child-porn at work, I instead have included the first image result from searching “cyber bullying”.

I feel like I’m late to the party on this whole Amber Cole thing. I might’ve been distracted by the fact that they killed Gaddafi or some other world impacting news. I’m going to admit from the get-go on this one that I’m a little jaded about this sort of thing.

Here’s what happened: Amber Cole is 14 years old. She gave her boyfriend a blowjob. Someone taped it.  It got on the internet. If you watch it, you’re watching child porn. That doesn’t seem to stop some people. I’m as shocked as you are. 75% of people who browse a site called Global Grind are interested in seeing the tape. That’s wonderful. The kicker? Supposedly (I have not seen it, nor do I want to) there’s a few boys watching her do the deed in the video. Why’d she do it? To get her boyfriend back. This is the kind of behavior that Twilight seems to be encouraging. According to this nice lady (Janelle Harris) there’s an issue with Amber giving out BJs. To me, that’s not an issue. I’d rather my (hypothetical) 14 year old daughter be giving blowjobs than having full on intercourse. Her reasons are fucked though, performing sexual favours to try and win a boy back? Letting other people video tape it? That’s the fucking problem. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…