Over at today’s comic, the following exchange happened between Sophie and Keith:

Keith: Oh yeah Soph, can I post a pic of you as Hulk Hogan? Since it ties in with today’s comic.
Sophie: yes.  yes you can. everyday you can. me as hulk hogan should be the face of the website.  that`s what all the comics should be about. because it is awesome.

As such, I feel honour-bound to present to you the following:

Taken to its logical conclusion.

Once Sophie made her statement, this was the only logical conclusion to this saga. I was powerless to stand in its way, and served merely as a tool in its creation. I can do no more, as it has now reached its zenith in western civilization.