2 Line No-Spoiler Metaphor Review of Dark Knight Rises
On a scale of 0 to AWESOME, Dark Knight Rises is like a shot of medium quality tequila in the middle of a party. At first you’re like bleh, then you’re pleasantly surprised at how smooth it is, and then you’re having so much fun and you don’t even know why. Great nights often involve tequila, but if you don’t like tequila to begin with this ain’t gonna change your mind.
