I just got a parking ticket, so fuck all of this celebrity garbage. Not a week has gone by since the London riots and people (at least, the people who use Google, so you know, just about everyone) have more or less forgotten about it. I haven’t though. If anyone’s still interested over 1000 people are facing charges out of the nearly 2000 people arrested, nobody learnt anything and London is now a shittier place. The internet has moved on to caring more about people who make exponentially more money than the rest of us, and now so will I.
Jackie Chan is still not dead. What has it been? 4 months since the last time someone thought Jackie Chan was dead? My bad, it was almost 5 months. When he actually dies nobody will believe it. How many times do I need to reiterate? Facebook and Twitter are not news sources. When you see a group on Facebook about Jackie Chan being dead, you should Google it. You shouldn’t instantly tweet about it. My favorite tweet about this comes from @TheKaineTrain who, with Lil’ Wayne tiled garishly in his background tells us his main problem with Facebook:
Jackie Chan isn’t dead, I don’t like how anyone can make Facebook pages because then they make fake death pages.
I’m right there with you @TheKaineTrain. There should be special forms to fill out and background checks performed on everyone who wants to make a Facebook page. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
