Sophie Archives - Page 12 of 12

Archive for Sophie

119 results.

Fusk Monndays 23: I am not correcting any tupos n this post.

by sophie on January 2, 2012 at 12:58 pm

Like any World of Warcfart player, i have (woops dropped my scone) i have adopted an uber fast typing habit to be able to respond to friends and guild members messaging me while i try to kill things in dungeouns.

This means i make lots of typos. Either i hold down a key too long and make a double letter where only a singel should be, accidentally hit 2 keis at once, hit the wrong key entirely or sumply spell word halfways backwards. Sometimes my brain tricks me and i`ll type entirely the wrong letter… very seldom are my typos actual spelling erros.

TO be fair i usually backtrack and try to correct the typos before sending the message out, but a few occasionally get released into the wild ethernets. Thankfull this happens seldom enough that i am not mostaken for some retarded kid who mispells word on purpose to be “cute”. Fucking retards they are/ Blizzard calls it a Rogue? Let`s adopt the common mispelling and forever call it a Rouge! I will gank you with my lipstick and or blush!

Anyways i thought this idea would be mildly entertaining die to the fact that i just woke up and do twice as many typos while my fingers are still sleep numb. I think i`ll actually go back and make every typos bold. Fun game! See if i missed any typos or errors! ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

Facebook

Twitter

Comments Off

Fuck Mondays 21: Fuck this Bah Humbug Shit!

by sophie on December 19, 2011 at 10:00 am

Posted In: Fuck Mondays, Sophie

`Tis the fucking season, right?

If you`re anything like me, you are annoyed and irate over the incessant tacky Christmas music playing every-fucking-where you go, the tacky half-assed decorations and being unable to shop for basic things due to holiday shoppers. the only think i like about this season is that i get to spend time with my extended family, who are actually pretty damned cool.

But something happened this year to actually spark a tiny Christmas Spirit deep, deep within my shriveled little heart.

Shocking, i know.

This guy i know from Montreal has started up his very own morning show, on You Tube. He`s kind of a local celebrity, since he`s also the front man for the awesome metal band Endast. That`s right, i`m talking about Big James.

So every few days i try to catch up with his morning show updates. While there normally is one or two that stand out to me, this one post from December 9th really gave me that sweet warm happy feeling. So i share it here wit you.

Isn`t that awesome? Makes me want to do something nice for a stranger as well. I think everyone should, at least once. It`ll make this season a little less Scrooge Sprinkled, and fill us with warm fuzzy feelings and shit!

If you liked this video, then go fucking subscribe to The Big James Morning Show channel. Support an awesome guy doing something fun. Check out his Man Tips, and Lady Tips videos! Or my own personal favorite! There`s something for everyone in these.

Spread the Big Word and share the Big Love.

Facebook

Twitter

Comments Off

I made a doodle!

by sophie on December 16, 2011 at 2:24 pm

Posted In: Fine Arts, Sophie

So i play World Of Warcraft. Get over it.

I got to know some of the people in guild and keep in touch with them outside the game that i can safely call them friends. So on their birthdays, i drew their main characters!

How unbelievably geeky! ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

Facebook

Twitter

Comments Off

Cookie Metal Gods and Champagne Bats

by sophie on December 2, 2011 at 2:41 pm

Posted In: Fine Arts, Sophie

Those of you who have been keeping up with the comic may recognize this image. You may also know that even though i do all the illustrations for the comic, Scott is the Color Guy. He also had to adjust the image by cutting off from the top and bottom since i shaped it all funny. So i felt i should share the full image in all it`s glory, colored as my brain imagined it.

I`m happy with how it turned out. It pretty much encompasses the things i love. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

Facebook

Twitter

2 Comments

Fuck Mondays 15: My Monday at the Courthouse

by sophie on November 7, 2011 at 11:59 am

Posted In: Fuck Mondays, Sophie

The names of the persons concerned have been changed to preserve anonymity, to Daisy & Donald Duck and friends.

So i was quite resolved to work through Halloween weekend and ignore everyone else enjoying my favorite time of year. I did some make up for my friend and i was content with at least having contributed.

My dear friend Daisy has been going through a break up with her long time guy. She and i bonded a bit since the summer, since we were two friends`s in a similar situation. We went out for beers and vented and counseled each other… whatever. We both had guys who had a Dr Jeckyll Mr Hyde complex.

However… her situation is a bit extreme. Her guy is an Irish immigrant known as Donald. He had a work visa that expired in April this year. So technically, he`s been here working illegally since then. I`ve gotten to know the 2 of them over the last 3 years and we got along great. So when Daisy started sharing some of the issues she`d been having, i was very surprised.

Donald has a drinking problem. And his drinking was what cause his Mr Hyde to come out. Unlike my own guy, who just became a bit of an ass i can`t communicate with, Donald became abusive and even violent in some cases. About 2 months ago, they resolved to end the relationship for good. Daisy was to continue living with until she could move out on Dec 1st. One month ago, Daisy showed up with a tiny old bruise on her neck, and her wrist in a cast. She told me in private that Donald had been smashed a few days ago, and attempted to strangle her (hence the bruised neck) which caused her to punch him in the head in defense and break a bone in her wrist in the process.

Now, Daisy, much like myself, is a woman of strong character. I have faith in her to handle situations of the sort on her own, and not become a victim, despite her petite physique. Seeing Donald in social situations conduct himself properly ashamed and humbled only reaffirmed my feelings.

But the next time we sat down for a beer, it became apparent Daisy was starting to wear very thin on the surface. It seemed these violent outbursts were more frequent than i had been led to believe. She decided to spend her nights elsewhere for most of last week rather than to deal with Donald. I can only be supportive, i offered my couch if she needed it. But when she called for a favor on Sunday evening, it wasn`t for a place to sleep.

“Can you do me a huge favor” she asked in a very embarrassed voice ” Can you go bail Donald out of Jail?” ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

Facebook

Twitter

3 Comments

My Halloween

by sophie on November 1, 2011 at 1:53 pm

Posted In: Fine Arts, Sophie

So this was supposed to me my Fuck Mondays post. Instead, i spent all of Monday in the fucking Courthouse. Details on that story will be posted for the next Fuck Mondays.

Since i was planning to write about Halloween and include a couple of photos, i post it today since everyone is still into checking out costumes and shit.

Some of you may know already, but for quite some time now i haven`t had a 9 to 5 job. For the last year i`ve been working Fri-Sat-Sun, from 8pm to 3am. This is absolute balls, as it kills my social life. Money has been a bit tight lately so i decided to be a grown up for the first time even on Halloween, and not take a night off work to go celebrate with my friends.

Lucky for me, a couple of friends asked me to do their make up before they went out! I can at least creatively participate in Halloween yaaayyyy!

One of these two friends is a cute girl who has never, and i mean never slutted it up on Halloween. She`s more the type to show up in a onesy cow suit (Which she has)

So this year, she shows up incredibly excited and tells me “Sophie you have to help me! I wanna look slutty for Halloween!” I laugh and tell her that of course, i will help her achieve this goal. She then elaborates on the concept. “I want to be like… a dead Angel. So make me look dead and creepy. But you know, hot.”

So i lent her my black lace corset made her look Tim Burton Sexy, hair and makeup and all.

With her Hr Giger tattoos it totally rocked.

My other friend is none other than Matt Wilson, founder of B.A.T.L. He showed up in a nice suit and asked me to do “whatever you think would look cool with this suit” All i could come up with on the fly at that time was some sort of lizard demon thing. So here it is.

It did look cool, but not as much as the next night, when he showed up and asked me to do something for another party. I decided a bold look would work better and make a stronger impression. You know, for the ladies.

It worked better, i think 🙂

Facebook

Twitter

Comments Off

Fuck Mondays 10: I can solve all the problems! (aka the No TP Crisis)

by sophie on October 3, 2011 at 5:08 pm

Posted In: Fuck Mondays, Sophie

I woke up this morning at the sound of a text message from my photographer, mere minutes before my alarms was to go off. Joy and Jubilation, today`s shoot was canceled! Having been up working until 3am the previous night, i gladly rolled over and fell back asleep. Bliss!

I woke up 2 hours later, well rested, to an concerned Keith text. “WTF, you said you`d do Fuck Mondays this week!”

“No problem” i said. “I just woke up. I`ll take care of it.”

I confidently got up and put on my “i`m staying home fuckers!” clothes. I drag my feet over to the washroom for my morning poop.

"The Anguish"

↓ Read the rest of this entry…

Facebook

Twitter

2 Comments

Soul Lips

by sophie on September 23, 2011 at 2:40 pm

Posted In: Fine Arts, Sophie

This piece was inspired my my friend, Whitney Fawn, artiste extraordinaire. She has conceptualized a type or art that she fondly calls Soul Prints. Here`s her site, it`s worth having a look at. She challenged me to make on of my own, so i picked a shape i liked and started doodling.

It looked awesome, but when i flipped the page over it looked even awesomer. I was using a new brand of markers, and it turns out that when used on a certain type of paper, they bleed through the other side in a near watercolor effect.

I like, i keep.

Facebook

Twitter

3 Comments

Fine Arts: The Ostrishark!

by sophie on September 16, 2011 at 2:53 pm

Posted In: Fine Arts, Sophie

Although some may already have seen this on Reddit, i decided this should be my first Art contribution. I was feeling artistic this one day, but had no clue as to what i actually wanted to draw. So i asked my boyfriend, Trevor, and asked “What would you like to see me draw?”

I half expected him to say something along the lines of a character from a comic or cartoon that he liked. But no. He turned to me, with maniacal glee shining in his eyes, and blurted out (as if he`s been waiting his whole life to be asked this one question)

“An ostrich with a shark`s head!”

I didn`t question it.

I googled reference photos of the two animals, and combined them to the best of my abilities.

Now to those of you whose first thought was “holy shit can you imagine having that running at you”, just be thankful it can`t fucking fly.

Facebook

Twitter

└ Tags: ostrishark

4 Comments