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I’ll bet you thought that with the holidays we’d be taking some time off, right? WRONG. Well, you’re not really wrong, I’m sorry for yelling at you. Honestly we’re actually doing a little bit of housecleaning this week. I’ll be re-working the homepage later today and I will be presenting the amazing Keithmas present to you all of not one, but TWO holiday podcasts. That’s right, I’ll be posting a new 9ES and a new Go Plug Yourself later this afternoon. Keithmas is time for giving.

Anyhow, I had a couple of ideas for this weeks Fuck Mondays, one of them involved taking a screenshot of the 3 dicks in 1 ass scene that we talk about here and just sort of floating that out into the world in my ongoing attempt to have the entire site blocked at Scott’s place of employment. Also so that you could properly understand the anatomical physics of the deed. I mean, I’ll probably still do that at some point or another when I don’t have any ideas for this thing. My other idea involved making a video for you all since I’m currently enjoying a bit of time alone in the apartment. Most people would use this time to masturbate, not me though, I use it to work on the site. However, with 2 podcasts to finish editing, a homepage to redesign and a few other tweaks to get done, I really don’t have the time to film and edit a little video segment. So instead I thought I would just share this photo with you:

Looks like I lost a bunch of weight doesn’t it? Like I’m showing off how much exercise and shit that I got done in 2011? Go me!  Nope. Sarah just bought me a pair of pajama pants that would almost fit Scott. It made me cry a little that apparently she thinks I would fit into these pants.

What did I do about it?

I did what I always do when I’m sad: binged and purged.

BULIMIA JOKES!

Merry Keithmas Eve Mo-Fuggas!