My kid has been home sick all week, and has kept the wife and I up throughout the night. Took him to the pediatrician today, and he’s okay, but he’s still not happy and he needs a lot of TLC.
It’s been good to be able to stay home with him and watch cartoons and help him blow his nose, but it’s also Friday of a long week, and I’m exhausted.
As I’ve just managed to get him down for a nap, it’s time for a bit of me-time. So this happened:
1) Roast marshmallow on chopstick over candle.
2) Squish toasted marshmallow on chocolate graham cookie.
3) Devour desktop s’mores.
I do not feel bad about this. It was delightful. I am sorry for how easy it is for you to try this yourself.
I scrubbed together 5 things last time around, and it was all to easy to pull 5 more together for this installment.
These are five real, actual things that I just had sitting around near my computer in the office. They are all within arms reach of me right now, and are usually on display somewhere in here.
#6) Kreo Orc Guys
These guys are like slightly more articulated Lego figs, and are also licensed Dungeon and Dragon toys. There’s some physical game that you play with them, and I think it’s like “Crossbows and Catapults“, but I don’t know. I do know that they look fierce.
#7) Iron Man Hot Wheels
My wife got me this one as a gift. I really like the packaging, and so it sits in the box on my shelf. I think of it as a display piece.
#8) Playmobil Convict
This guy looks wrecked. I never really noticed until I had to take this photograph, but look at him. He really is a man of constant sorrow, and no Coen bro is here to save him. I thought this was some fun little add on to any future Playmobil set I might pick up for my son, but the mournful look on this face makes me think he’s already done too much hard time.
#9) Hot Wheels Millennium Falcon
This bad boy lives above my monitor, endlessly pursued by a pair of Tie-Fighters. It’s awesome, and keen eyes will notice the round communications dish.
#10) Stimpy Figurine
My mum gave this to me for Christmas once, many years ago. It has survived moves through all of the places I’ve lived since moving out, with only minimal wear. That poor goof.
Not specifically of anything. Mostly I just collect stuff. This can infuriate my wife, but when it’s been eight weeks and I need something to post, I guess it comes in handy.
These are five real, actual things that I just had sitting around near my computer in the office.
#1) Dr. Doom
This one is the best. Dr. Doom is just ready to give you some hard advice. The action figure isn’t out to rule the world, no. He’s out to tell you that you shouldn’t eat all that crap, and for fuck’s sake, go to bed already.
Look at him. He’s tough, but fair.
#2) R2D2/C3P0 puzzle thing
I got this in a happy meal, I think. Or a Wendy’s kids meal. It came with a burger, is all I know for sure.
This is like a rubik’s cube, but simpler and more awful. Artoo is back together, but Threepio is a jumbled mess on the back. I can’t figure it out. It’s maddening.
#3) Official Stuffed Peep
My old room-mate Mariana gave this to me. She had a hard time with food with a face. This meant vegetarianism, yes, but also candy. I can do a great falsetto voice for Peeps, before I cruelly murder them in my hungry maw.
She got me this as a way to try to, I dunno, make me love the Peeps and set them free? I only eat peeps when this guy is around.
To watch.
#4) 1980 Corvette Hot Wheels
This car was made in 1982. It’s 33 years old, and it’s teal and orange. It looks like Roger Moore would drive it.
I keep it because it’s old.
#5) Bendy Iron Sheik
This guy is amazing. This is from my childhood toy box, survived a second life with my nephew, and now is back on my desk. Look at the flower pattern on his tights? That is a resilient paint job there, as this toy was beaten up.
Just looking around here, there are hundreds of things I could post here. Damn. I need to clean this place up, Doom is right.
Back in this episode of 9ES, I mentioned that I was playing a Facebook Wrestling game. It’s still fun, and I play a bunch.
One thing I get a kick out of is the fact that wrestlers can have custom name plates, and I have designed a ton of them for other players. Here’s a sampling of my favorite ones, so far:
After the very entertaining fun of the Scooby Doo Wrestlemania Mystery, I was both nervous and excited for this one. While different, the KISS movie exceeded all my expectations (save one, which I’ll get into later. The plot is a simple one; There’s an evil witch terrorizing the KISS theme park, and the Scooby Gang and KISS team up to solve the mystery. Pretty standard fare, but there is a definite influence from Gene Simmons, Tommy Thayer, Eric Singer and Paul Stanley (who provide their own voices). The movie is filled with fantasy and science-fiction and super-hero elements. The members of the band are never referred to by their real names, and instead are only called “The Demon”, “The Spaceman”, “The Catman” and “The Starchild”, to help distance the characters from the performers and let a little bit of the fantastic elements seep in to the reality of the world.
This is actually my one problem with the movie.
Scooby Doo is usually a wonderful franchise for skepticism in an otherwise fantasy-filled landscape of cartoons. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for great fantasy storytelling, but I love Scooby Doo for being unique in this regard. There are no monsters, ghost-pirates, goons or goblins, just real people who try to use superstition and fear to push their nefarious plans forward. Shaggy and Scooby are scared of illusions, and that’s what marks them as cowards.
Spoilers as we move forward here.
So when KISS does have super-powers and they are battling ACTUAL forces of inter-dimensional evil, then Shaggy and Scooby can no longer be branded cowards, in this adventure or any adventure afterwards. They battle a giant evil demon-god that threatens the human race, and when you KNOW that this exists in the universe, well, the next time you run into a Space Kook, well, it’s perfectly reasonable (and not cowardly) to run away.
To be fair, the movie does address this, revealing that the witch’s “red mist” is a hallucinogen and the gang suffered from a shared psychosis as a result of their exposure. This satisfies Velma, but at the end of the movie, Scooby and Shaggy see evidence that perhaps the fantasy world is real.
But that’s a me thing, and not everyone will care or be aware of those issues.
In any case, the cartoon does kick a lot of ass. They use a bunch of KISS music;
Rock and Roll All Nite
Love Gun
Shout It Out Loud
I Was Made for Lovin’ You
Detroit Rock City
Modern Day Delilah
The music is also really well used. Shout It Out Loud is used for the classic chase sequence, and that was perfect.
The other thing that is done really well is the artwork, particularly the off-world stuff. A pretty blatant “homage” to Jack Kirby, the art recalls his New Gods/Silver Surfer work. It’s trippy, it’s full of his classic “Energy dots”, bizarre headdresses, and alien architecture. I feel that Gene Simmons walked up to the animators with a bunch of old Thor comics and said “Make it look like this, guys!”.
So this cartoon looks cool, sounds cool, and otherwise is a decent Scooby Doo cartoon. It was fun and worth checking out.
It is time for another installment of “Pictures of Kanye, Words of Noam”, where we look at pictures of Kanye West and read the words of Noam Chomsky. What do you mean it’s 2015?
Oh yes, it’s a new Kanye and Noam. I want to note that this quote is taken viciously out-of-context.
This next one is not.
I could do this all day, boy, I’m finna turn this bitch out They need that Ye in the streets, boy, there’s been a motherfucking drought