For the first 9ES of the year we talk about butter running out in Russia. I’m not going to Google that, you can fact check our own nonsense. Something that is definitely real (but I’m not going to link to it either) are cognac pipes. Look those up too. We also talk a whole heck of a lot about dicks in movies, starting with Django Unchained and then taking a magical journey through the history of dongs in cinema. We also then talk a lot about what passes for metal at the Grammy’s. Another classic episode from the 9to5 crew.

The bed music during our advertising is Tone Commander!
The bed music while we explain what the episode is about is Son of a Bit “Chased by a Running Chupacabra” used under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
Finally, the song we use in the intro is “Shiny Spaceship” by the 8-bit Ninjas.  Used under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike License.