Acoustic Kitty is an absolutely true story about the CIA, kitties, and how all the spies and scientists in the CIA wasted twenty-million dollars when none of them realized that you can’t train a cat.
Also, I am allergic to cats, and as such, cats love me. They will walk over to me, and despite the availability of other laps in the vicinity, it will undoubtedly be mine upon which they will choose to perch. I don’t know why it is this way, but it has always been the case. Keith’s last cat, (who was a sweet cat, as far as they lousy spy creatures go) wouldn’t even sit. She would just stand on my knees, staring at me.